I do not give a shit about the following things:
- the Karen versus Ivy debacle.
- Karen’s personal life.
- how many women Derek sleeps with.
- Ellis the manwhore.
- any cast members of Bombshell besides Sam.
- ANY STORY THAT DOES NOT FEATURE JULIA, FRANK, AND MICHAEL’S LOVE TRIANGLE.
So, in the best interest of not losing one of your most faithful viewers, DO NOT LOSE BRIAN D’ARCY JAMES AND WILL CHASE. OR I WILL FIND YOU AND JUMP YOU IN A DARK ALLEY.